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    My reaction to porno films is as follows; After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw, After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live

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I am the modern, intelligent, independent-type woman. In other words, a girl who can not get a man.

I am the modern, intelligent, independent-type woman. In other words, a girl who can not get a man.

by Shelley Winters Found in: Movies Quotes,
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So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

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That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways

That old saying, how you always hurt the one you love, well, it works both ways

by Chuck Palahniuk Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Everything makes me nervous - except making films.

Everything makes me nervous - except making films.

by Elizabeth Taylor Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Mr. Keating: Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary.

Mr. Keating: Seize the day! Make your lives extraordinary.

by Robin Williams Found in: Movies Quotes,
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When I look at the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.

When I look at the future, it's so bright it burns my eyes.

by Oprah Winfrey Found in: Movies Quotes,
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It struck me that the movies had spent more than half a century saying, "They lived happily ever after" and read more

It struck me that the movies had spent more than half a century saying, "They lived happily ever after" and the following quarter-century warning that they'll be lucky to make it through the weekend. Possibly now we are now entering a third era in which the movies will be sounding a note of cautious optimism: You know it just might work.

by Nora Ephron Found in: Movies Quotes,
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Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. read more

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause — you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.

by John Wayne Found in: Movies Quotes,
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A film is a petrified fountain of thought.

A film is a petrified fountain of thought.

by Jean Cocteau Found in: Movies Quotes,
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