I like men who have a future and women who have a past

I like men who have a future and women who have a past

. . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.

. . . what women want is what men want. They want respect.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Men are easy to get but hard to keep.

Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.

Not only is it harder to be a man, it is also harder to become one.

I pay the schoolmaster, but 'tis the schoolboys that educate my son.

I pay the schoolmaster, but 'tis the schoolboys that educate my son.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.

Boys don't make passes at female smart-asses.

Boys don't make passes at female smart-asses.

A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being punished for them, and he patiently suffers much read more

A man does not mind being blamed for his faults, and being punished for them, and he patiently suffers much for them; but he becomes impatient if he is required to give them up

The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forbearance among men.

The fact that boys are allowed to exist at all is evidence of a remarkable Christian forbearance among men.