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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna read more

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Business Quotes,
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Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

Diamonds are forever. E-mail comes close.

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There is no way of keeping profits up but by keeping wages down.

There is no way of keeping profits up but by keeping wages down.

by David Ricardo Found in: Business Quotes,
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And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual, it is best for the race, because read more

And while the law of competition may be sometimes hard for the individual, it is best for the race, because it ensures the survival of the fittest in every department.

by Andrew Carnegie Found in: Business Quotes,
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Every young man would do well to remember that all successful business stands on the foundation of morality.

Every young man would do well to remember that all successful business stands on the foundation of morality.

by Henry Ward Beecher Found in: Business Quotes,
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Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard).

Ask five economists and you'll get five different answers (six if one went to Harvard).

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Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly.

Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly.

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Only a monopolist could study a business and ruin it by giving away products.

Only a monopolist could study a business and ruin it by giving away products.

by Scott Mcnealy Found in: Business Quotes,
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They (corporations) cannot commit treason, nor be outlawed, nor
excommunicated, for they have no souls.

They (corporations) cannot commit treason, nor be outlawed, nor
excommunicated, for they have no souls.

by Lord Edward Coke Found in: Business Quotes,
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