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    Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

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I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf.
(When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf)

by Tug Mcgraw Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Victory goes to the player who makes the next to last mistake.

Victory goes to the player who makes the next to last mistake.

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I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

by Ben Hogan Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Thou shalt not covet; but tradition approves all forms of competition.

Thou shalt not covet; but tradition approves all forms of competition.

by Arthur Hugh Clough Found in: Sports Quotes,
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There are only two kinds of coaches -- those who have been fired, and those who will be fired.

There are only two kinds of coaches -- those who have been fired, and those who will be fired.

by Ken Loeffler Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

by Fred A. Allen Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.".

I went through baseball as "a player to be named later.".

by Joe Garagiola Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

I'm not allowed to comment on lousy officiating.

by Jim Finks Found in: Sports Quotes,
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What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

What other people may find in poetry or art museums, I find in the flight of a good drive.

by Arnold Palmer Found in: Sports Quotes,
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