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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night read more
The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, 'See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me read more
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, 'See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.'
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.
Show me a guy who's afraid to look bad, and I'll show you a guy you can beat every time.
I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they study this read more
I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.
Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home plate don't move.
Fans don't boo nobodies.
Fans don't boo nobodies.
The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.
The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided.
You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat.
You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat.
