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There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.

by Mortimer Caplin Found in: Business Quotes,
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna read more

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Business Quotes,
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Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead of ourselves -- to break read more

Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get ahead of ourselves -- to break our own records, to outstrip our yesterday by our today.

by Stewart B. Johnson Found in: Business Quotes,
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The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says, 'Go!' -a leader says, 'Let's go!'.

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says, 'Go!' -a leader says, 'Let's go!'.

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It is difficult, but not impossible, to conduct strictly honest business

It is difficult, but not impossible, to conduct strictly honest business

by Mahatma Gandhi Found in: Business Quotes,
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Business tomorrow.

Business tomorrow.

by Archias Of Thebes Found in: Business Quotes,
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No enterprise is more likely to succeed than one concealed from the enemy until it is ripe for execution.

No enterprise is more likely to succeed than one concealed from the enemy until it is ripe for execution.

by Niccolo Machiavelli Found in: Business Quotes,
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Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.

by Mark Twain Found in: Business Quotes,
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Businesses are successful because someone makes the sacrifices others are unwilling to.

Businesses are successful because someone makes the sacrifices others are unwilling to.

by Ki Found in: Business Quotes,
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