If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw read more

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

Humore is an affirmation of man's dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Humore is an affirmation of man's dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

There's the humour of it.

There's the humour of it.

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.

I've always been very zealous about not invading other people's private spaces.

Wit is cultured insolence.

Wit is cultured insolence.