Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

I have raced against the clock since I went into advertising at the age of eighteen.

I have raced against the clock since I went into advertising at the age of eighteen.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.

Ads are the cave art of the twentieth century.

Advertising promotes that divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status.

Advertising promotes that divine discontent which makes people strive to improve their economic status.

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

James Bond, a paid assassin of plutocratic cartels,
a womanizer, a dipsomaniac, a speed demon..

James Bond, a paid assassin of plutocratic cartels,
a womanizer, a dipsomaniac, a speed demon..

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is read more

I have always believed that writing advertisements is the second most profitable form of writing. The first, of course, is ransom notes...

Oh Ronald McDonald when you smile
each of your teeth gravestones stands for
billions and billions of lives.

Oh Ronald McDonald when you smile
each of your teeth gravestones stands for
billions and billions of lives.