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A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, read more

A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.

by Alan Coren Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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Even the gods love jokes

Even the gods love jokes

by Plato Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds read more

It is requisite for the relaxation of the mind that we make use, from time to time, of playful deeds and jokes.

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A clown sees life simply, without complications.

A clown sees life simply, without complications.

by George Bishop Found in: Clowns Quotes,
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A joke is a very serious thing

A joke is a very serious thing

by Winston Churchill Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it read more

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments.

by Jim Morrison Found in: Clowns Quotes,
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Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental read more

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

by George Orwell Found in: Jokes Quotes,
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A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Clowns Quotes,
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