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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.
Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.
The universe is laughing behind your back.
The universe is laughing behind your back.
The sound of a kiss is much softer than that of a cannon - but it's echo lasts a great read more
The sound of a kiss is much softer than that of a cannon - but it's echo lasts a great deal longer.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
My way of joking is to tell the truth; it's the funniest joke in the world.
Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.
Don't tell me that worry doesn't do any good. I know better. The things I worry about don't happen.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
What is my loftiest ambition? I've always wanted to throw an egg at an electric fan.
