Maxioms by Dave Barry
New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal.3. Driver read more
New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace like Segal.3. Driver hates you.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat read more
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
