Maxioms by Fran Lebowitz
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Children make the most desirable opponents in Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
