Fran Lebowitz

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to read more

Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.