Mark Twain

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.

Let me make the superstitions of a nation and I care not who makes its laws or its songs either.

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the read more

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.