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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Life Quotes,
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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.

by W. C. Fields Found in: Illness Quotes,
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