Maxioms by Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
