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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.

by Woody Allen Found in: Life Quotes,
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

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Eternity is really long, especially near the end

Eternity is really long, especially near the end

by Woody Allen Found in: Eternity Quotes,
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The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.

by Woody Allen Found in: Economy Quotes,
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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite read more

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.

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