Maxioms by Woody Allen
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
Eternity is really long, especially near the end
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite read more
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.