Maxioms by Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.