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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

by Woody Allen Found in: Metaphysics Quotes,
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Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

by Woody Allen Found in: Traditions Quotes,
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What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.

What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.

by Woody Allen Found in: Universe Quotes,
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.

by Woody Allen Found in: Planning Quotes,
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