Maxioms by Woody Allen
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
sex is simple, love stings afterwards.
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she
would come in and sink my read more
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she
would come in and sink my boats.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
