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Those who are serious in ridiculous matters will be ridiculous in serious matters.
Those who are serious in ridiculous matters will be ridiculous in serious matters.
I never dare to write
As funny as I can.
I never dare to write
As funny as I can.
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
Seriousness is the only refuge of the shallow.
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it read more
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but read more
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.
a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift
for a guy... the plant is already dead
(monologue Dec 10 2003).
a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift
for a guy... the plant is already dead
(monologue Dec 10 2003).
Puns are a form of humor with words.rn
Puns are a form of humor with words.rn
