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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it read more
"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate."
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be read more
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.
Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.
Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be read more
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.
Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether read more
Sometimes I think [my husband] is so amazing that I don't know why he's with me. I don't know whether I'm good enough. But if I make him happy, then I'm everything I want to be.
You can have all the intelligence in the world and don't have enough stamina. I have seen some very bright, read more
You can have all the intelligence in the world and don't have enough stamina. I have seen some very bright, bright women who do not have the stamina for husbands.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.
