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    American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.

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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.

by Kin Hubbard Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be read more

No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.

by Elsa Einstein Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

by Cher Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

by Groucho Marx Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.

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It was a wife's duty to be interested in whatever interested her husband, whether it was politics, books, or a read more

It was a wife's duty to be interested in whatever interested her husband, whether it was politics, books, or a particular dish for dinner.

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A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

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Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.

Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended.

by Zsa Zsa Gabor Found in: Husbands Quotes,
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