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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.
Our society is set up so that most women lose their identities when their husbands die.
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be read more
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.
It was a wife's duty to be interested in whatever interested her husband, whether it was politics, books, or a read more
It was a wife's duty to be interested in whatever interested her husband, whether it was politics, books, or a particular dish for dinner.
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them tender.
"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it read more
"Chumps always make the best husbands. When you marry, Sally, grab a chump. Tap his forehead first, and if it rings solid, don't hesitate."
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be read more
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason.
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.