Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.

In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.

Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.

Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.