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A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.