Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.