A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from read more

A lawyer's dream of heaven: every man reclaimed his property at the resurrection, and each tried to recover it from all his forefathers.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.