And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.

Lawyers are like morticians. We all need one sooner or later, but better later than sooner.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

The trouble with law is lawyers.

The trouble with law is lawyers.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.