And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

And whether you're an honest man, or whether you're a thief, Depends on whose solicitor has given me my brief.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

To some lawyers, all facts are created equal.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

A good lawyer is a bad neighbor.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.

In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.

In cross-examination, as in fishing, nothing is more ungainly than a fisherman pulled into the water by his catch.