It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

It took man thousands of years to put words down on paper, and his lawyers still wish he wouldn't.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

Self-defense is the clearest of all laws, and for this reason: lawyers didn't make it.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

Young lawyers attend the courts, not because they have business there, but because they have no business anywhere else.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers. Some of it might not be true.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

If there were no bad people there would be no good lawyers.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger.

The trouble with law is lawyers.

The trouble with law is lawyers.