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    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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I don't think meals have any business being deductible. I'm for separation of calories and corporations.

I don't think meals have any business being deductible. I'm for separation of calories and corporations.

by Ralph Nader Found in: Business Quotes,
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A blind bargain.

A blind bargain.

by Unattributed Author Found in: Business Quotes,
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In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is the honest man who read more

In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.

by William Wordsworth Found in: Business Quotes,
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There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide.

by Mortimer Caplin Found in: Business Quotes,
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Business demands faith, compels earnestness, requires courage, is honestly selfish, is penalized for mistakes, and is the essence of life.

Business demands faith, compels earnestness, requires courage, is honestly selfish, is penalized for mistakes, and is the essence of life.

by William Feather Found in: Business Quotes,
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When we speak of the commerce with our colonies, fiction lags
after truth, invention is unfruitful, and imagination cold read more

When we speak of the commerce with our colonies, fiction lags
after truth, invention is unfruitful, and imagination cold and
barren.

by Edmund Burke Found in: Business Quotes,
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The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid and stable business.

The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid and stable business.

by John Steinbeck Found in: Business Quotes,
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Carpe per diem - seize the check.

Carpe per diem - seize the check.

by Robin Williams Found in: Business Quotes,
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To open a shop is easy, to keep it open is an art

To open a shop is easy, to keep it open is an art

by Chinese Proverbs Found in: Business Quotes,
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