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    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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In every age and clime we see,
Two of a trade can ne'er agree.

In every age and clime we see,
Two of a trade can ne'er agree.

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The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid and stable business.

The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid and stable business.

by John Steinbeck Found in: Business Quotes,
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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't read more

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

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Business today consists in persuading crowds.

Business today consists in persuading crowds.

by Gerald Stanley Lee Found in: Business Quotes,
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Business is never so healthy as when, like a chicken, it must do a certain amount of scratching for what read more

Business is never so healthy as when, like a chicken, it must do a certain amount of scratching for what it gets.

by Henry Ford Found in: Business Quotes,
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Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy.

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy.

by Charles F. Abbott Found in: Business Quotes,
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The greatest meliorator of the world is selfish, huckstering
trade.

The greatest meliorator of the world is selfish, huckstering
trade.

by Ralph Waldo Emerson Found in: Business Quotes,
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As a small businessperson, you have no greater leverage than the truth.

As a small businessperson, you have no greater leverage than the truth.

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For every sale you miss because you're too enthusiastic, you will miss a hundred because you're not enthusiastic enough.

For every sale you miss because you're too enthusiastic, you will miss a hundred because you're not enthusiastic enough.

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