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    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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In the business world today, failure is apparently not an option. We need to change this attitude toward failure - read more

In the business world today, failure is apparently not an option. We need to change this attitude toward failure - and celebrate the idea that only by falling on our collective business faces do we learn enough to succeed down the road.

by Naveen Jain Found in: Business Quotes,
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I don't think meals have any business being deductible. I'm for separation of calories and corporations.

I don't think meals have any business being deductible. I'm for separation of calories and corporations.

by Ralph Nader Found in: Business Quotes,
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My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's

by Oscar Wilde Found in: Business Quotes,
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In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will read more

In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins: cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later.

by Harold S. Geneen Found in: Business Quotes,
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They (corporations) cannot commit treason, nor be outlawed, nor
excommunicated, for they have no souls.

They (corporations) cannot commit treason, nor be outlawed, nor
excommunicated, for they have no souls.

by Lord Edward Coke Found in: Business Quotes,
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If I had to sum up in a word what makes a good manager, I'd say decisiveness. You can use read more

If I had to sum up in a word what makes a good manager, I'd say decisiveness. You can use the fanciest computers to gather the numbers, but in the end you have to set a timetable and act.

by Lee Iacocca Found in: Business Quotes,
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There's no business like show business.

There's no business like show business.

by Irving Berlin Found in: Business Quotes,
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Keep thy shop, and thy shop will keep thee. Light gains make
heavy purses. 'Tis good to be merry read more

Keep thy shop, and thy shop will keep thee. Light gains make
heavy purses. 'Tis good to be merry and wise.

by George Chapman Found in: Business Quotes,
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If you don't drive your business, you will be driven out of business.

If you don't drive your business, you will be driven out of business.

by B. C. Forbes Found in: Business Quotes,
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