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    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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Getting money is not all a man's business: to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life.

Getting money is not all a man's business: to cultivate kindness is a valuable part of the business of life.

by Samuel Johnson Found in: Business Quotes,
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Be courageous. I have seen many depressions in business. Always America has emerged from these stronger and more prosperous. Be read more

Be courageous. I have seen many depressions in business. Always America has emerged from these stronger and more prosperous. Be brave as your fathers before you. Have faith! Go forward!

by Thomas A. Edison Found in: Business Quotes,
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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't read more

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

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It is difficult, but not impossible, to conduct strictly honest business

It is difficult, but not impossible, to conduct strictly honest business

by Mahatma Gandhi Found in: Business Quotes,
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This isn't just a legal compliance issue for us. We consider the privacy issue to be an opportunity to reinforce read more

This isn't just a legal compliance issue for us. We consider the privacy issue to be an opportunity to reinforce our brand image.

by Tom Warga Found in: Business Quotes,
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High achievement always takes place in the framework of high expectation.

High achievement always takes place in the framework of high expectation.

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Business more than any other occupation is a continual dealing with the future; it is a continual calculation, an instinctive read more

Business more than any other occupation is a continual dealing with the future; it is a continual calculation, an instinctive exercise in foresight.

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Show me the business man or institution not guided by sentiment and service, by the idea that "he profits most read more

Show me the business man or institution not guided by sentiment and service, by the idea that "he profits most who serves best," and I will show you a man or an outfit that is dead or dying. -B. F. Harris.

by B. F. Harris Found in: Business Quotes,
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Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.

Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.

by Peter F. Drucker Found in: Business Quotes,
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