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    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

by Arthur C. Clarke Found in: Business Quotes,
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A cardinal principle of Total Quality escapes too many managers: you cannot continuously improve interdependent systems and processes until you read more

A cardinal principle of Total Quality escapes too many managers: you cannot continuously improve interdependent systems and processes until you progressively perfect interdependent, interpersonal relationships.

by Stephen R. Covey Found in: Business Quotes,
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Business demands faith, compels earnestness, requires courage, is honestly selfish, is penalized for mistakes, and is the essence of life.

Business demands faith, compels earnestness, requires courage, is honestly selfish, is penalized for mistakes, and is the essence of life.

by William Feather Found in: Business Quotes,
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Only a monopolist could study a business and ruin it by giving away products.

Only a monopolist could study a business and ruin it by giving away products.

by Scott Mcnealy Found in: Business Quotes,
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A business with an income at its heels.

A business with an income at its heels.

by William Cowper Found in: Business Quotes,
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There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch.

There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch.

by Joseph Addison Found in: Business Quotes,
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Lord Stafford mines for coal and salt,
The Duke of Norfolk deals in malt,
The Douglas in read more

Lord Stafford mines for coal and salt,
The Duke of Norfolk deals in malt,
The Douglas in red herrings.

by Fitz-greene Halleck Found in: Business Quotes,
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The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

by Josh Billings Found in: Business Quotes,
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Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.

Most of what we call management consists of making it difficult for people to get their work done.

by Peter F. Drucker Found in: Business Quotes,
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