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    I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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This business will never hold water.

This business will never hold water.

by Colley Cibber Found in: Business Quotes,
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The commerce of the world is conducted by the strong, and usually it operates against the weak.

The commerce of the world is conducted by the strong, and usually it operates against the weak.

by Henry Ward Beecher Found in: Business Quotes,
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Business today consists in persuading crowds.

Business today consists in persuading crowds.

by Gerald Stanley Lee Found in: Business Quotes,
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Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

by Scott Adams Found in: Business Quotes,
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If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work.

If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work.

by Kahlil Gibran Found in: Business Quotes,
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Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.

Live together like brothers, and do business like strangers.

by Anonymous Found in: Business Quotes,
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Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

by Andy Warhol Found in: Business Quotes,
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We [Microsoft] don't have a monopoly. We have market share. There's a difference.

We [Microsoft] don't have a monopoly. We have market share. There's a difference.

by Steve Ballmer Found in: Business Quotes,
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Business is like a man rowing a boat upstream. He has no choice; he must go ahead or he will read more

Business is like a man rowing a boat upstream. He has no choice; he must go ahead or he will go back.

by Lewis E. Pierson Found in: Business Quotes,
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