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Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but read more
Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.
Wit is cultured insolence.
Wit is cultured insolence.
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
In the end, everything is a gag.
In the end, everything is a gag.
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
Men show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they find laughable.
We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers.
We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
The British tourist was asked
what he thought of the
Grand Canyon.. and wrote
back
'gorge-ous'.
The British tourist was asked
what he thought of the
Grand Canyon.. and wrote
back
'gorge-ous'.