Maxioms by Dave Barry
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count read more
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see with the naked eye unless read more
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only read more
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
