Maxioms by George Carlin
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is
The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
The caterpillar does all the work but the butterfly gets all the publicity
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it read more
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose
