Groucho Marx

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.