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From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day read more

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Cities Quotes,
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Women should be obscene and not heard.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Truth Quotes,
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Woman Quotes,
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