Groucho Marx

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read read more

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

Women should be obscene and not heard.