Maxioms by Groucho Marx
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
