Groucho Marx

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.