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Maxioms by Groucho Marx

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I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Cities Quotes,
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

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No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Bosses Quotes,
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Unhappiness Quotes,
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We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

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