Maxioms by Groucho Marx
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough
Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough