Groucho Marx, Maxioms by Groucho Marx Biography

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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

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I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Funny Quotes,

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Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

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A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Man Quotes,

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Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

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