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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Unhappiness Quotes,
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A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Clowns Quotes,
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Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.

Either this man is dead
or my watch has stopped.

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Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Age Quotes,
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Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

by Groucho Marx Found in: Wives Quotes,
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