Maxioms by Woody Allen
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going read more
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.