Maxioms by Woody Allen
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Eighty percent of success is showing up.
