Maxioms by Woody Allen
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
