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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it read more

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

by Woody Allen Found in: Universe Quotes,
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a cross-roads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The read more

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a cross-roads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

by Woody Allen Found in: Despair Quotes,
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The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.

The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.

by Woody Allen Found in: Dating Quotes,
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

by Woody Allen Found in: Metaphysics Quotes,
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