Maxioms by Woody Allen
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite read more
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
Tradition is the illusion of permanance.
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
The best way to find your perfect match is to meet love halfway.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: read more
If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".
