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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as much as the dog does.
Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
Thou hast seen a farmer's dog bark at a beggar? . . . And the
creature run from the read more
Thou hast seen a farmer's dog bark at a beggar? . . . And the
creature run from the cur. There thou mightst behold the great
image of authority--a dog's obeyed in office.
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear read more
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater. . . suggest that he wear a tail.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me read more
Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the read more
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!
I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.
I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs.
