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    The British tourist was asked
    what he thought of the
    Grand Canyon.. and wrote
    back
    'gorge-ous'.

    by Unknown Found in Humor Quotes,
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke
in the world.

My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke
in the world.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Humor Quotes,
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There's the humour of it.

There's the humour of it.

by William Shakespeare Found in: Humor Quotes,
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The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter read more

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

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Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.

by Walt Kelly Found in: Humor Quotes,
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If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the read more

If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.

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Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.

by Mark Twain Found in: Humor Quotes,
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The seal went into the restaurant and was asked
by the waiter if he would like a Canadian Club
on read more

The seal went into the restaurant and was asked
by the waiter if he would like a Canadian Club
on the rocks.
He replied
no thank you.

by Unknown Found in: Humor Quotes,
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