Maxioms by Groucho Marx
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
