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A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Clowns Quotes,
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Woman Quotes,
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We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

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Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Resignation Quotes,
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