Groucho Marx

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is read more

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while. -Groucho Marx.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.