Maxioms by Woody Allen
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any
Ninety percent of success is showing up.
Ninety percent of success is showing up.
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.
