Maxioms by Woody Allen
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!'
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy read more
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
