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Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions

by Woody Allen Found in: Sex Quotes,
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem read more

There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.

by Woody Allen Found in: Goodness Quotes,
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If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job

by Woody Allen Found in: Movies Quotes,
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What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.

What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.

by Woody Allen Found in: Universe Quotes,
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!

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