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There's a woman in China having a baby every 6 minutes.
They're trying to find her to stop her.
There's a woman in China having a baby every 6 minutes.
They're trying to find her to stop her.
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.
The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift
for a guy... the plant is already dead
(monologue Dec 10 2003).
a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift
for a guy... the plant is already dead
(monologue Dec 10 2003).
