WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

The gods too are fond of a joke.

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me read more

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

I never dare to write
As funny as I can.

I never dare to write
As funny as I can.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw read more

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I bet that will really throw you into a panic.

I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out read more

I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.

In the end, everything is a gag.

In the end, everything is a gag.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.