A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.

The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.

In the end, everything is a gag.

In the end, everything is a gag.

The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.

The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

The seal went into the restaurant and was asked
by the waiter if he would like a Canadian Club
on read more

The seal went into the restaurant and was asked
by the waiter if he would like a Canadian Club
on the rocks.
He replied
no thank you.

Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but read more

Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me read more

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.