Groucho Marx

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.