Groucho Marx

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.