Maxioms by Groucho Marx
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.
Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.
No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.