Groucho Marx

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club
that will accept me as a member.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open

No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.

No man goes before his time / unless the boss leaves early.