Funny Quotes ( 60 - 70 of 86 )
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
